Earth Reviews: weird website review & sites like it

Earth Reviews treats the planet as a product and the universe as customer support. The page is styled like a review site, with star ratings and written feedback, and you read what people have said about Earth as though it were an item on an online store. Some of the complaints are very funny, and a few are oddly fair.

The page is framed as feedback for the simulation's developers, and you can rate and review things on the planet yourself. It is short, silly and easy to share with a friend.

It is a Neal Agarwal project on neal.fun and works on phones. It takes only a few minutes and does not ask for any sign-up. If you have ever written a one-star review about something petty, this is your chance to aim higher. Aim at the atmosphere.

Tips for getting the most out of it

Read a few reviews before writing your own.
Keep your review short; it is funnier.
Share a favorite with a friend.

Questions about Earth Reviews

What is Earth Reviews?

It is a joke review site that treats Earth as a product. You can read reviews of the planet and write your own, as if giving feedback to the creators of the universe. You can find it at neal.fun, and odd-sites.com lists it as a five-minute visit.

Do I need an account for Earth Reviews?

The page is part of neal.fun and is meant to be played in the browser. We did not see a sign-up wall when we checked, but features can change, so look for any prompts on the page. We check the link daily, so you can see whether it is still alive.